Iyabo's Aunty...Red Alert

Hi All,
I told you on Monday that my weekend was a very busy one.. and my monday, tuesday was equally as busy, Iya Iyabo, didn't allow me near the computer so I could not tell you what happened during the weekend...
Now the famous Iya Basira you hear people singing about is my aunty.. she is my mother's sister (My mother comes from a lineage of bukka merchants).
Iya Basira is a big time bukka merchant in Isale eko, if you havent eaten her food, then you have not seen anything yet. She has plenty influence in Isale Eko and she is both feared and loved. I love my aunty but sometimes I think she over does it. My aunty likes parties (owambe) and drags my mother along..
Iya Basira likes the praise singers alot and enjoys when they go on and on praising her, even my mother rolls her eyes sometimes. 
Now I was opportuned to attend a party with them this Saturday as my siblings had a birthday party to attend and I was all alone, Iya Basira came all glittered up, gold, gold, everywhere, she was wearing the latest voile lace and Italian shoe and bag to match, she even told me my mum that everything she was wearing was over 1 million naira, she has to represent, One and only Iya Basira of Isale Eko, my mum shrugged as she is used to her sisters brags, Typical, very typical Iya Bash style.. lol (she hates me calling her Iya Bash).
We got to the party, as usual, the praise singers started, Iya Basira started dancing, soaking it all in, dancing and showing off the gold and blings....unknown to her, the wrapper of her expensive voile lace was loosening little by little, my mum didn't  notice neither did I as we were not interested in the praise singing...Iya Basira's wrapper came off....
Her simi (under garment) was see through and very dirty (very very dirty)with mighty holes of wear and tear, from the holes u can see she had no pant on...haaaaaaaaaaaaa...what was worse, the drummers and praise singing stopped all of a sudden so every one at the party turned immediately to see Iya Basira in the middle with her lower goods on display...
hehehehehehe..Your guess is as good as mine......